nico - he/him - [icon: will riker with messily drawn cat ears and whiskers edited over a trans flag] - [header: julian bashir in an extremely silly outfit that he wears to play racquetball. it's a skintight jumpsuit half white half grey, the two colors being split by a teal stripe. it's also a turtleneck and the part around the neck is another teal stripe]
Last night I dreamt I had to catch a rare golden cockroach for scientists and then naturally we went to a sex club to celebrate where a girl sat on my face but she complained the whole time and said “it’s like you’re thinking about cockroaches or something”
[I.D. two images, a photo and a screenshot. the photo is of a hand holding a cards against humanity card poking out of a card-sized envelope. the envelope has text on it reading βenclosed within this envelope is one (1) completely unique, procedurally-generated Cards Against Humanity card. you now own the only copy of this card that will ever exist. we hope this will make you briefly happy. -the CAH teamβ. the card itself says βa muscular garbageman with a sopping wet pussy.β the screenshot is of a tumblr reply from whitesheepwrites βto flaunt your gift upon the less fortunate is a sinβ. end I.D.]
[Image Description: a yellow leaf, vaguely heart-shaped, with a red outline painted on it accentuating the heart shape. In red, it is written “I AM BETTER THAN I WAS”. End ID]