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nico - he/him - [icon: will riker with messily drawn cat ears and whiskers edited over a trans flag] - [header: julian bashir in an extremely silly outfit that he wears to play racquetball. it's a skintight jumpsuit half white half grey, the two colors being split by a teal stripe. it's also a turtleneck and the part around the neck is another teal stripe]

May 16 2023

orgyporgy:

Last night I dreamt I had to catch a rare golden cockroach for scientists and then naturally we went to a sex club to celebrate where a girl sat on my face but she complained the whole time and said “it’s like you’re thinking about cockroaches or something”

May 16 2023
lemondoddle:
“bbqkraken:
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“bbqkraken:
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[I.D. two images, a photo and a screenshot. the photo is of a hand holding a cards against humanity card poking out of a card-sized envelope. the envelope has text on it reading “enclosed within this envelope is one (1)...

lemondoddle:

bbqkraken:

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[I.D. two images, a photo and a screenshot. the photo is of a hand holding a cards against humanity card poking out of a card-sized envelope. the envelope has text on it reading β€œenclosed within this envelope is one (1) completely unique, procedurally-generated Cards Against Humanity card. you now own the only copy of this card that will ever exist. we hope this will make you briefly happy. -the CAH team”. the card itself says β€œa muscular garbageman with a sopping wet pussy.” the screenshot is of a tumblr reply from whitesheepwrites β€œto flaunt your gift upon the less fortunate is a sin”. end I.D.]

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